A/N: So, apparently – my first go around of these was really, really well liked. Some asked why Ardyn and Cid weren’t included in the first go around, and I added them after. But then, I saw @kheradihr ask for the ladies too… and I figured…
Why the heck not. So, we’ll add Ardyn, Cid, and all the ladies I can think of to this list. [Let me know if there’s someone else I’m missing!]
Summary: Someone degrades you, or says something insulting, and these guys and gals say something to defend you before you get the chance.
Cid: “Ya know, if you’re really…really quiet…you can hear yourself doin’ the world a favor…”
Ardyn: “Oh but of course I’ve seen people like you before my dear, but at that time I had to pay an admission.”
Aranea: “You. My dear friend, should have been swallowed.”
Lunafreya: “Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. Afterall, no one plans a murder out loud.”
Gentiana: “Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing that privilege.”
Cindy: “Hey, I don’t hate ya or nothin’, but I hope your next period happens in a shark tank.”
Iris: “I’m seriously trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my ass…”
Sania: “I am not a Proctologist, but even I know an asshole when I see one!”
Monica: “Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I don’t care.”
Crowe: “You’re IQ test came back. It was negative.”
Holly: “As a kid, you must have worked with glue a lot.”
Snappy Comebacks – FFXV Style Round 2
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