Chocobros’ guilty pleasure, go!

prompto-with-glasses:

Soo I consider this as a collab between me and @ignis-sinentia of some sorts. I brought it up in one of our daily shes-just-unloading-her-sinful-thoughts-on-me-while-I-did-nothing-to-deserve-it conversations so shoutout to the sinbin for that

and it actually was really fun thinking this up :’D enjoy

Noctis:
– To get it right out: He sings. While he is taking showers. Bad. Always.
– Yeah, Noctis picked this habit up for no real reason but it’s become his guilty pleasure.
– He has never told anyone about it! He’ll take this secret into his grave.
– okay wait, gimme a minute I just triggered myself LET ME CRY MY FEELS OUT AND ILL COME BACK TO THIS
– One time while the bros were staying in the Hotel Leville in Lestallum and it was Noct’s turn to use the bathroom, he obviously sang in the shower. Little did he know that the entire squad was able to hear it.
– Prompto still teases him about it, Ignis is able to pretend that never happened and Gladio still snorts whenever he thinks back.

Prompto:
– Prompto actually really enjoys watching soap operas. His favorite one is called Insomnian Romance and airs once every weekday and he really doesn’t miss any episode.
– He gets wayyyyy to invested while watching it. This includes crying during the emotional scenes and yelling at it. “WAKE UP SARAH! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU! HE CHEATED ON YOU WITH VERONICA!”
– He really never misses any episode.
– “WHY DID YOU DO THAT JUAN? SARAH DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU!”
– Once he was staying at Noct’s appartment at a friday for gaming. He was nervous all the time while the series was airing. He did try to cover it up and act like nothing’s wrong but you can imagine how that looked like. Once Noctis was asleep, Prompto secretely streamed the episode on his phone.
– Just to get jumpscared by Noct asking “what are you watching?”
– Prompto screamed. Noctis screamed. The headphones got pulled out of the phone and then the phone also screamed. “I THOUGHT YOURE MY BEST FRIEND VERONICA?!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT WITH THE MAN I LOVE?”
– Once the series got discontinued, Prompto was heartbroken. Just to start writing fanfictions. They were eventually that good that they became really popular among the fans of this series. It’s become THE fanfiction of the fandom, some already consider it canon. There are petitions ongoing that demand that the studios should continue the series with his fic as its script.
– Yes, he’s absolutely emotional while writing as well.

Gladio:
– He read Fifty Shades of Grey
– multiple times
– I don’t think there is anything that needs to be added.

Ignis:
– In the less free time he has, he likes to walk around in Insomnia, feeding stray cats.
– You might wonder: “What’s making this a guilty pleasure?” Because I sure did.
– He’s got embarrassing names for them all.
– Including: Catsanova, Lord Fluffleton, Mr Clawston, Marshmallow, Madam Meow, Admiral Snuggles, the list goes on and on and on…
– If he could he’d adopt them all, but sadly he doesn’t have enough time to fully take care of them.