FFXV – Drunk Texts

mandakatt:

A/N: Just some silly shenanigans on how I think the cast would drunk text to either you, or each other. Hell, in some cases, to themselves. 

The formatting on this is a little weird, but maybe it’ll make you smile anyway?

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Noctis – 

[Noctis]: Hey…can u pcik me up? Im to drnuk.
[Noctis]: Oh u dnt have to anymore…im home now

[Ignis]: Yes…I was aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Prompto –

[Prompto]: I have a glowsitck
[Prompto]:

Gkoesyick
[Prompto]:

Fuck
[Prompto]:

GLOWSTCK
[Prompto]:

Damn it

[You]: Are you drunk? LOL

[Prompto]: Maybe a little.
[Prompto]:

But I have a glowsticj
[Prompto]:

Fuck it all
[Prompto]:

G L O W S T I C K

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Ignis –

[Ignis]:

I love drunk Ignis. He gets shit done. I have made lunch for tomorrow. No idea what’s in it. That’s tomorrow Ignis’ problem. The important thing is, I made it.

[You]: What did drunk Iggy make for lunch?

[Ignis]:

It was just an empty lunchbox.
[Ignis]:

Drunk Ignis is a moron.

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Gladio – 

[Prompto]: So, got a hangover today Big guy?

[Gladio]: …there is no way in hell I was that drunk.

[Prompto]: LOL Dude, You asked your dad if he was a virgin.

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