How do they sleep? Overwatch Edition.

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Hanzo

  • He doesn’t like to cuddle. It’s hot. It’s clingy. It’s going to be a no for him, dawg. 
  • However, he often likes to hold your hand during sleep. A single point of contact is enough for him.
  • He drools in his sleep. He’ll deny it even if there’s still drool stains on the pillow beneath his head. 
  • You’ll wake up with his hair in your mouth more than once.

Zenyatta

  • He doesn’t need to sleep. 
  • Sometimes he watches you sleep because it’s interesting. 
  • It’s creepy but also endearing. Some nights it’s hard to fall asleep because you know he’s looking at you. 
  • He can adjust his glow to the darkness of a room. He’s like your own personal night light. 

Soldier 76

  • He’s a low key cuddler. He throws an arm and leg over you every night and is out like a light. 
  • Playing with his hair helps him fall asleep faster.
  • A really light sleeper. Don’t bother trying to get out of bed at night. He’ll wake up and drag you back into his arms. 
  • He doesn’t like to be touched after nightmares. Just give him some space. 

Lucio

  • Cuddle this boy. He’s lonely and affectionate. 
  • Likes to sleep with sounds. You’ll fall asleep one night to a babbling brook and another night to whale songs.
  • He’s got octopus arms. Once you’re in them, he latches on and you’re in for the night. 
  • Talks in his sleep. Sometimes it cute things like “No, that’s my ice cream,” other times it’s creepy things like “Give me the skin.” Doesn’t remember any of it in the morning but you do. Some of them haunt you.

Reinhardt

  • He doesn’t like to sleep without you. Having you in his arms makes him sleep more peacefully. 
  • His chest hair is scratchy. 
  • He’s a furnace. You never need a blanket when you’re cuddled up to him. Summer are brutal but they’re worth it. 
  • If he rolls over in his sleep, you’re donion rings. That’s over 200 pounds of pure beefcake steam rolling you. Accept your fate. You made this bed, it’s time to be suffocated in it.

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