castellankurze:

NAEL: This is my fursona, Deus, she’s a dragonkin, secretly related to royalty, she worships a dragon god who’s been held captive for thousands of years and she wants to let him out so he can enact cataclysmic vengeance on the descendants of those who captured him.  She uses a spear like me so she can stab fools. =)
VARIS: That’s….really edgy but ok.

GAIUS:  Mine’s called Ultima, it’s a mecha designed by the people who captured Nael’s dragon, but nowadays it’s gone rogue because the creators have been dead so long.  It’s got a blue magic-inspired ability where it eats eikons and gains their powers.  That way we’ve got a sort of swiss army knife.

VARIS: Alright we’re just gonna bring vore into this like it’s nbd this campaign is gonna be really weird.

ZENOS: Here’s mine! This is Shinryu!  He’s a dragon-

NAEL: Creative.

ZENOS: Shut up, anyway he’s got a pretty wide swathe of abilities so he can pretty much do it all-

GAIUS: Did you look at our fucking notes?

VARIS: Hey, easy-

GAIUS: Have you EVER had an original thought in that blond head?  OMG look at the stats on this thing you just munchkined the shit out of everything.

ZENOS: OK but I took flaws.

NAEL: Oh yeah, ‘flaws’ like that Mute flaw is really gonna do anything when you took mindspeech.  Varis your kid’s a shitty powergamer.

ZENOS: You guys are just mean!

VARIS: Guys, keep it down, take a breath, it looks like you’re all playing dragon-inspired stuff, that’s alright, we can make it gel.

REGULA: …you are all so fucking weird, I just rolled a paladin.