Headcanons for the chocobros + ravus trying to survive a hurricane with their s/o because THIS BITCH IS DOING THEIR DAMNDEST (i’m ok rn tho)

joioliviapolaroid:

Noctis

  • He has a really weird desire to drink the floodwater, and you aren’t sure how to address it
  • … Just take his wallet and arrange to get out of town. Noctis is a little useless, but he has a lot of money and a lot of power. Once his refrigerator broke and he just moved, to give you an idea of who he is
  • “Noctis we evacuated. Why do you have so many batteries?” “I’m helping.”

Ignis

  • He’s stubborn and he’s not evacuating his house unless he absolutely has to. He doesn’t want to leave his things
  • Treats the evacuation like a vacation because he’s a bougie bitch. You guys leave the city and hang out in a fancy hotel until you can go home. I honestly think Ignis would be the best person to get stuck with here


Gladio

  • The guy with a million weird survival hacks in the event that you can’t or waited too late to evacuate
  • You almost think he wants to stay behind to see if he can keep you guys alive, which is a horrible reason to stay in town during a hurricane. He ends up taping a list of nearby shelters to the fridge so you know he doesn’t just have a death wish 
  • He talks about “roughing it out” a lot for a guy who freaks out when it rains and he’s wearing his good sneakers

Prompto

  • I’m not saying Prompto would die in the event of a hurricane but… He would probably die in the event of a hurricane. He wants to stay and hang out by a window so he can see the whole thing, to give you an idea of who he is
  • “We don’t have to evacuate, right? Why don’t we just hang out on the roof until it passes?” “Prom, no,”
  • Prompto isn’t actually sure what a hurricane is


Ravus

  • He evacuated the minute they suggested it. He wasn’t taking any chances, and he’s rich. Why bother waiting until there was real danger?
  • Nothing in his suitcase but a memory foam pillow, some underwear, and a bottle of wine. You have no idea what he was trying to accomplish
  • Ravus is so bitter during this whole ordeal. You keep imagining him on the roof of a house on the beach in nothing but a robe and some boxers, trying to square up with Leviathan in the middle of the storm

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