One day Sombra is gonna come back to find dragon McCree in his human form lounging on a pile of gold, drinking whiskey straight from the bottle, and chain smoking cigars, and she’ll think “Hmmm, I’ve given him a lot of bad habits…”

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Sombra: You know you shouldn’t smoke too many of those, right?

McCree: *takes a cigar out of his mouth* Or what? I’ll burn up from the inside?

Sombra: More or less, yes. 

McCree: I’ll let you know when a dragon catches fire from it’s own smoke.

Sombra: How long have you been drinking?

McCree: *takes a sip from the bottle* Not long enough.

Sombra: *rolls her eyes and takes the bottle, taking a drink herself* This is partly my doing so I’m not going to enable one of the last dragons to drink and smoke all day. 

Sombra: *takes his cigar and takes a drag* So, every time you drink or smoke, I’m going to drink and smoke with you.

McCree: *sits up, annoyed* You told me too many of those will burn humans up. 

Sombra: Yup.

McCree: …oh come on now. You’re just being difficult. 

Sombra: *blows smoke out of her mouth* So, are we going to continue or are you done for the day?

McCree: *watches the smoke around Sombra’s face for a moment before standing up and taking the cigar out of her mouth. throws it aside and grumbles* We’re done for now. 

Sombra: *cheekily grinning* I thought so.