So I know you sent this to me the other night when I was drunk, and I didn’t get to it in time. But lucky for you, drinking is a common theme around here. Cheers!
Gladio – The Show-off
Mostly sticks to whiskeys and craft beers. He likes things that go down smooth but leave his throat tingling
Knocks back shots like a champ; has won several competitions at bars around Insomnia for ‘tallest shot glass pyramid’ (without breaking any)
He’s never the first to suggest an arm wrestling competition when drunk, but he will always be the last one standing
Knows his limit, and usually manages to toe it without losing his composure completely
Blacked out once (on his 22nd birthday) when they partied in the Citadel and he was absolutely certain no one was going to attempt to kill Noct while he was getting hammered
On a scale of one to ten, he’s a level 9 horny when drinking (as compared to his natural constant state of about 7-8)
Prompto – The Flirt
Loves fruity, colorful cocktails with stupid names, like “Moog-driver” and “Ton-Berry-Sunrise” – anything he can drink lots of before actually tasting the alcohol
Can do shots without using his hands
Is no longer allowed to keep his guns on him when drinking, after a certain “incident” involving one of Gladio’s shot glass pyramids
Clingy and flirty while drunk, hanging off of any arm he can find and laying on the bedroom eyes; has been dragged half-naked out of more bars than his boyfriends care to admit
Drinks fast and hard, and regrets it all the next morning when he’s losing his lunch from a week ago into the closest toilet he can find
Is a level 11 horny, literally tried to hump a lamp once
Ignis – The Enabler
Enjoys lighter liquors, such as gins and vodkas. Usually goes for some type of martini; is the only one of his boyfriends who has ever actually tried Vermouth
Isn’t particularly fond of shots, but when challenged he can drink everyone under the table without even breaking a sweat
Watches and listens to everything – and encourages every bad idea he can find, including Prompto taking off his pants, Gladio bench-pressing furniture, and Noctis trying to open a beer bottle with his teeth (bless whoever actually stopped him)
Has never admitted to having a hangover, but knows exactly how to cure one (very suspicious….)
For some reason, half the bartenders in Insomnia refer to him as Ignis “Adamantium-Liver” Scientia
Is a level 4 horny when drunk, unless Noctis is dancing nearby, then he’s a 9
Noctis – The One-Shot Wonder
Only drinks sickeningly sweet cocktails. Doesn’t care what’s in them, so long as they taste like sugar and bad decisions
Attempted a single shot. Once.
Has fallen asleep in almost every bar in the Crown City at least once; they even have photos to prove it
Drinks, gets sick, runs to the bathroom, drinks more
When Prompto’s around, Noct often ends up dragged to the dance floor to flail around in confusion along with the beat. He’s actually a much better dancer when he’s sober…which says a lot.
(He’s also a much better dancer when Ignis is drunk)
Still bets he can open a bottle with his teeth, but never seems to be able to get that far….
Is a level 2 horny when drunk, mostly because he passes out before he can lose his inhibitions
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