(Hm… The tagging thing isn’t working. D: I hope you see this though…!)
I always get jealous of people who are able to go to places with alot of cats and dogs because I’m redonky allergic to pet dander. BUT JUST BECAUSE I CAN’T CUDDLE WITH CUTE ANIMALS DOESN’T MEAN THAT DUMB BOYS CAN’T DO SO.
So after doing some research (since there’s no such thing as a cat cafe here), here we go!
Noctis Lucis Caelum –
Tries to be low-key chill about seeing the cats.
Squealing internally because ‘LOOK AT THESE CATS, IGNIS!’
‘THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BOOTS ON IT.’
At least inwardly he screams. Outwardly, he plays it off as if the coffee is the best part of it all.
Noctis hates coffee, but he doesn’t want to look like a nerd.
He is a nerd though because when cats come up to him, he’s got teary eyes and wants to smotherhug the cat.
Will feed the cats until they go into a food coma.
Demands that Ignis learns how to make cat shaped cookies instead of boring round ones.
Tries to adopt a cat named Ezio because it looks like its fur looks like it has an assassin hood on.
Gladio refuses to let Noctis and Prompto become cat dads just yet.
Prompto Argentum –
So not as low-key as Noctis.
Is probably screaming outside about how he gets to take pictures of all of the cats.
Gets in trouble of shouting too much and scaring the cats.
Takes pictures of all of them.
And promptly cries out in despair when he runs out of memory on his camera.
‘Cats can eat cookies, right?’ he asks as he tries to give a fat white cat a cookie.
Ignis smacks the cookie out of his hand.
Lays on the floor and lets cats come to him.
Cats do come and try to eat his hair.
Or the cookie that he salvaged after Ignis knocked it out of his hands.
Ignis Scientia –
Just minding his own business when suddenly – CATS.
Tries so hard not to scream at the cat hair all over his suit.
His eyes scream for him.
He thinks they’re cute, but he’s literally power-walking away from all of the cats.
Probably meows back at the cats for meowing at him.
Hope you’re ready for cat puns.
Because he’ll use them to where even the cats get pissed off at him.
‘Coming here was a cat-astrophic mistake.
But the coffee is good.
He’ll suffer with the cat hair and that asshole tabby that keeps batting his glasses for a good cup of joe.
Gladiolus Amicitia –
‘I’m more of a dog person, actually.’
Noctis gasps and tries to cover up the cats’ ears. How dare he say that to them!
Has a field day seeing Ignis freak out about his suit.
‘These cats ain’t so bad.’
Nearly throws a cat after it climbs into his lap and starts using his bare stomach as a scratching post.
But hey, battle scars to show off!
‘I got into a fight with a coeurl with these wounds.’
Likes the tiny kittens more.
Can hold, like, two in his giant beefy hands, if he was allowed.
Ladies squeal with joy seeing a big beefy man being fluffy with the little floofs.
Ravus Nox Fleuret –
Ravus the cat tsundere.
All he wants is the tea and the nice reading environment.
Instead, he gets cats trying to use him as a climbing wall.
He enjoys it by the way his lips press together and his eyes brighten.
‘That’s a nice pussy you have there, Ravus.’ Damn right it is, he tells Gladiolus as he pets the cat on his lap.
Animals are attracted to people with good hearts, Prompto says. But Prompto’s surprised that the cats really like Ravus.
Gets really excited about a kitten with heterochromia as well.
But he’s super scared about hurting cats with his MT arm. Cats love being scratched with it though.
The boys leave, but they keep earing meowing for some weird reason.
Ravus shrugs, patting the little heterochromatic kitten he adopted that’s nuzzled in his pocket.
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