tehrevving:

Today on Rev plays the Dating Sim, we have Gladiolus ‘Daddy’ Amicitia

– He is very tall and broad, I know we expect that but he’s quite intimidating up close. I’m 5′3 and just get a face full of pecs when I look straight at him
-Abs for days
-His jacket is open like that because his pecs are so big that it can’t lay flat against his torso
-He’s wearing crocodile print dress shoes for some reason, always thought he was wearing combat boots or something but nope
-His hands are very scarred up
-Shaves his snail trail
-The decorative zip on his pants has a little ball dangling off it that has it’s own physics for some reason

Bonus:
I am not even crotch level with him when I kneel down in front of him. So no kneeling bjs for Gladdy