how would the chocobros react to their s/o leaning over to pick smth up off a table and magnets got stuck to their nips via peirced nippy

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This is one of those things I laughed at for like ten minutes because I had no idea what to do with it beside for Gladiolus’s.

You had reached over to grab the helt of the sword you were working on, ready to work on the next piece. Trying a hand at a weapon that magnetized weapon idea, when it all went to hell. You heard that clink and then you were stuck.

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Noctis

“Are you okay?”

You blushed looking at your cutie of a boyfriend, “I’m stuck.”

“You’re stuck? How?”

You blushed even more as you attempted to unstick yourself, but that only hurt more, “Noctis, Sweetie please turn off the magnet so that I better explain.”

After 5 minutes of Noctis attempting to turn off the magnet did you finally manage to sit up straight, only with rather sore nipples, a boyfriend still attempting to get to the bottom of this.

“I was gonna show you for our first time, but for my 18 birthday and trying to be rebellious I…” You lifted your shirt and lowered your bra, showing the barbells.

Noctis stared in shock, before turning away suddenly developing some really weird posture. “They’re umm…they’re nice.”

Oh my gods, did Noctis just squeak!? How cute!!

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Prompto

When he heard the clink, Prompto was worried that you hand had slipped and you had hurt yourself. So when you continued to lay face down on the table, he was even more worried.

“Sweetie, Chocobae are you okay?”

You laid face down on the table only able to mutter out, “Son of a bitch.”

“Did you get cut, do you need me to get the first aid kit?”

“No, no, but if you can turn off the table it would help.” You groaned.

Prompto moved over to the large button turning it off, yet you still laid on the table with a soft groan. “Are you sure you don’t want me to get the first aid kit?”

“Not unless they have a way to stop the pain in my nipples.” You hissed sitting up, “That’s the third time this week.”

“Wait, you mean you piercings got stuck?” Prompto asked as you nodded, only to hear him trying to struggle at keeping his giggles in.

“You can laugh, I deserve it at this point.” You stated as he began to laugh.

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Gladiolus

You pouted, absolutely pissed cutting your eyes to your boyfriend who could have easily come to your rescue by flipping the switch to turn off the magnet and release you. Who should have been worried that you could have hurt yourself. Who should have been offering to assist you in your time of need.

But nooooo….

Gladiolus Amicitia wasn’t assisting you because he was too busy trying not to pass out from laughing so hard.

“How about you bring your big ass over here and you join me!” You hissed to your boyfriend who was starting to snort. It was his idea that you both get couple piercings, and now you were bent over your workshop table like some kind of idiot.

“Nah, I have a rather nice view.”

You turned best you could behind you, “I swear to whatever Astral is listening to me if you touch my ass it will be the last…Ah!” You shrieked as you felt him slap you ass. “Gladiolus!”

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Ignis

“Don’t say anything…”

It was a standoff, you were laying on the magnetic table staring up at your boyfriend who was staring at you with what you could only describe as indifference. You had managed to call him, without frying your phone. Thank the Gods for Bluetooth speakers and phones.

Ignis chuckled as he moved over to the table, easily shutting it off and releasing you from the table, an arched eyebrow was the only question you received.

“Yeah, yeah before you say anything, you warned me. I know I know.” You groaned, already knowing the sass that would have come out your boyfriend’s mouth. “I have to keep them in until they heal.”

Ignis rolled his eyes, as he moved over pressing a kiss to your cheek, before turning to the door to go back to work.

“You weren’t complaining last night!” You called back, only to see him flinch, as he turned to look over his shoulder, as you giggled at the blush on his cheeks.