Ik this is a really rare pair, but mcSombra?

nitewrighter:

Rare pairs are welcome!

Who said “I love you” first

McCree. Big softie. Sombra had several screens up when he said it and they all just got massive “ERROR”s splayed across them. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

McCree just opened up his phone one day and Sombra’s picture was there. He didn’t put it there, but he didn’t really question it.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

McCree.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Sombra: *holds up a plastic cactus dressed as a cowboy* It’s you. I found you in a gas station.
McCree: Mighty thoughtful of you.

Who initiated the first kiss

Sombra. And then she fucking translocated right out of his arms as soon as he registered what was going on and moved to return it. She likes messing with him like that.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Sombra: *smooch*
McCree: Up already?
Sombra: Hahaaa…
Sombra: …I don’t sleep.

Who starts tickle fights

McCree: starts them. Sombra: finishes them. Tickle fights: HACKED.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Sombra: Been here all along.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Sombra will sometimes hack a takeout drone to get McCree some grub. McCree will drag Sombra out of her dark and spooky cyberpunk basement to get some sunshine and hit up a food truck.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

McCree was a disaster but like… when is he not???

Who kills/takes out the spiders

They have one spider that they permit to stay on the windowsill because it takes care of flies and mosquitos around the home. The rest, McCree will usually catch and release.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Both of them?? Sombra climbs McCree like a fucking tree and just starts yammering in Spanish while pointing at him and McCree is fucking incomprehensible and kissing her on the cheek and neck and it’s embarrassing.