[Everyone is standing around a broken coffee machine]
Reyes: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Mercy: …I did. I broke it-
Reyes: No. No you didn’t. Jesse?
McCree: Don’t look at me. Look at Winston.
Winston: What?! I didn’t break it.
McCree: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Winston: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
McCree: Suspicious.
Winston: No it’s not!
Tracer: If it matters, probably not, but Genji was the last one to use it.
Genji: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Tracer: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Genji: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Lena!
Mercy: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Gabriel.
Reyes: No! Who broke it!?
Winston: Gabe… Ana’s been awfully quiet-
Ana: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Reyes, to Morrison: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Morrison: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.