Can you make a small list of random dialogue for each of the bros? The funnier, the better.

chocobroness:

Noctis:

– Rise and shine to the beautiful smell of chloroform.

– We are in a happy polygamous friendship.

– Have some faith. I’ve never been caught.

– Fuck you, the cat is gorgeous.

– What do you mean I can’t make fishing a part of the school curriculum?

– I’m too young to drink alcohol so I decided to drink an entire jug of vinegar and see where that takes me.

– eating, sleeping, cats, and fishing, I could make a religion around this.

Prompto:

– You don’t like chocobos?! Get away from me you heathen!

– So I shot someone, not like I’m the first one to ever do that!

– I’m gonna do what I do best, burst into tears for no reason in a public space.

– What the hell is going on, I don’t know, but what I DO know is, there’s a special on licorice happening down the block and I want in.

– Me? Being overdramatic? Oh absolutely.

– You can’t hurt me! I have the power of anxiety and blackmail on my side!

– Waffles….that is all.

Gladiolus:

– Cup noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, the only way to live.

– The world isn’t ready for me to be completely shirtless.

– You can get vouchers for booze in Duscae? That’s it, I’m moving to Duscae.

– APPARENTLY a coin can be bounced off my ass, just wanted you to be aware.

– if anyone’s listening, you suck.

– I better die with Cup Noodles or I’ll be pissed.

– I already wear tight leather pants, what more do you want?

Ignis:

– Shall I add a dash of salt to your wounds?

– Charming, a corpse. Nevermind, it was his highness playing dead.

– Were it not for the king, I would have tied you to a chair and forced fed you vegetables.

– You will rue the day that you touched my kitchen.

– How delightful, you realized that a fish is smarter than you.

– Please be advised that my patience is wearing thin, and so is my need to hold back my bloodlust.

– A dagger to the back might help you understand what I mean by, NO TOUCHING MY KITCHEN.