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Junkrat: soooooooo Christmas in July?

Tracer: [sweating looking at Soldier] I don’t-

Pharah: [stealthily removes the knives from the table] we really shouldn’t talk about this.

Soldier 76: why not.

Tracer: it’s just there’s well-

Pharah: and the calendar says-

Soldier 76: I will allow Christmas in July.

Tracer/Pharah: what

Soldier 76: fruitcake is the only holiday food that can be adequately weaponized. Christmas two times a year is tactically advantageous.

Ana: Hah! Liar. He just wants an excuse to watch those claymation movies.

Soldier 76 [slams fist on the table]: let the elf be a dentist.