“Based on all the skins so far, Jack is the hairiest overwatch member who isn’t also a gorilla” How so? He’s always covered head to toe, and when he isn’t he has smooth hairless legs and arms and very little facial hair

oricalcon:

(This is going off of my standard that body hair =/= facial hair though i do have some discussions on it later)

Torb: surprisngly smoov, hides lack of manly body hair behind beard. Exposed as not hairy, surprisingly soft baby skin for big burly mechanic.

Reinhardt: also a hairless smoovboy, shockingly.

Mccree: Some chest hair in the summer skin, though it is a rather pathetic showing. No hair anywhere else on his body in this skin. Better hair where his arms are exposed in the blackwatch and default skins, though still not impressed in the slightest.

Roadhog: Not overwatch proper, but I wanted to include him because the body hair amused me when I went looking. Can individually count his body hair with your binoculars flipped backwards. 

Reaper/Reyes: So CLEAN SHAVEN it HURTS. Love this smoov boi, but it looks like he waxes or shaves on the regular. Could be artistic license, but I don’t think so since Ness draws BIG HAIRY BARA MEN on the regular.

Which brings me to…

(Sorry for cursed peanutbutter hair skin but LOOK AT THAT CHEST)

Futhermore, on the topic of facial hair, the growing pattern on Jack’s stubble means if he didn’t shave with what looks like a rusty barber’s blade, he’d be in the contenders for “Fullest Wiry Beard in Overwatch”, as even his 5 o clock shadow looks coarse and full, nearly covers his lips, and the pattern travels all the way to his ears, in comparison to Rein/Torb/Gabe, where it very specifically seems to stop around the mouth and cheek bones.

The only other person who has a beard pattern similar (but much finer) is our favorite cowboy!

So I stand by my point. Based on current evidence, Jack Morrison is the hairiest member of overwatch who isn’t also a Gorrilla.