blessedvityas:

in honor of ice adolescence, a few things young vitya did that almost drove Yakov into an early grave:

• tells yakov he wants to skate to bondage

• does not show up to practice one day. he is also not at home. everyone is panicking until he shows up at the rink late afternoon, covered in mud and bringing a brown mop of a puppy with him

• mentions Georgi’s crush’s boyfriend the week before 2005 Worlds

• victor seriously says he wants to pair skate. yakov is
  flabbergasted. victor continues, but he wants to partner with a
  man. yakov yells at him and says that’s not how it works. he is
  convinced that’s the end of it until the
  the

  ‎FFKK

  contacts him to please tell nikiforov to stop. the

  ISU also calls and says his star skater’s enthusiasm is… remarkable, but
  that no matter how he much he pesters them, same-sex pairs skating is
  not going to be on the table anytime soon, thank you very much. yakov
  feels his ulcers coming back