bbs-butt:

saltycardinals:

mgr-raiden:

saltycardinals:

mgr-raiden:

thatkindoffangirl:

major-ocelot:

What if BB was a virgin when he and EVA had sex

What do you mean “what if” I thought that was assumed as canon??

I’m p sure it is canon

If you look at his body language in the game he looks like his brain took a holiday. Like “oh no the boss never told me about girls!!!” “I didnt get the briefing on this!!”

“What do I do????? HE LP SHES KISSING ME I DONT”

This needed to happen. Now I can rest in peace.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINE THEM ALL THE TIME