It just occurred to me, in a McSombra universe, what happens to that video of little McCree with his puberty-stache twirling his gun? Does Sombra show it at their wedding? Does it remain a hidden secret that she uses to keep him in line on the rare occasion?

nitewrighter:

*the day is Jesse and Sombra’s wedding, the ceremony has just ended and Jesse and Sombra are just breaking out of their wedding kiss*

Officiant: May I present Mr. And Mrs. Jesse and Olivia McCree!
Sombra: …
McCree: I… I didn’t tell him to use the ‘O’ word.
Sombra: *opens screen*
McCree: Wait.. you’re not—?
Sombra: *taps several commands out on the screen*
McCree: …Puddin’ Pie, I’m beggin’ ya….
Sombra: *hits ‘Execute’ command and the phones of everyone at the wedding starts buzzing*
McCree: …you sent the video, didn’t you.
Sombra: I sent the video.