mysticrainpain:

S/O With a Trash Mouth

A little self indulgence to get my creative juices flowing. These are shit but made me laugh so enjoy.

Noctis is shook to the core when you told Ravus to “eat my ass pretty boy. Get your play sword away from my man.” He was so shocked he didn’t even care about the sword pointed at his throat. Do you always have this much of an attitude??? When did this happen? You’re ao nice to everyone. What do you mean eat your ass?? He’s stressed.

Prompto states at you with wide eyes when you tell Ardyn that he “can actually go suck a fucking chode.” He’s heard you say some questionable things before, but this. This was new. After the initial shock he can’t stop laughing. Especially when you proceeded to tell Ardyn to “stop getting his clothes from the goodwill dumpster.”

Ignis is shocked at how quickly the words came out of you, but is very amused. “Short stack, you couldn’t even hit my tit if you stood on a step stool.” He had always said not to antagonize the enemy, but watching Loqi’s face turn red with embarrassment and anger is too good.

Gladio immediately bursted into laughter when you told some creep at the market “touch me one more again my foot will be so far up your ass you’ll taste fucking leather.” He’ll have to ask you about the ‘one more again’ phrase. Needless to say Gladio is proud.

Cor has always been used to your trash mouth. That’s kind of what drew him to you. You would talk back to the squad members you were paired with, but only when it was necessary. One of your members decided it was best to take the beast you were hunting head on. “You sack of fucking smegma. You always attack from behind. Blindside them. Who taught you?” He’ll have to scold you later, but not without a grin.

Ravus almost choked on his ebony when you told Ardyn to “shut the fuck up for once.” You were always so timid. Are you not the real you? Expect these questions later. Ardyn only smiled and leaned back in his chair. Wasnt worth arguing with an angry woman.

Ardyn had a very proud but surprised smirk on his lips when you told some random guy off in a parking lot. He dinged Ardyn’s car and you were having a bad day. It didn’t help the guy didn’t even apologize. You had summoned a rage unlike Ardyn has seen from you. “Listen to me you cock swallowing, nut sack. You will either apologize right the fuck now or I will PERSONALLY rip off your nuts and feed them to you.”

Nyx could only laugh when you pushed Tredd up againsy a wall, with a pocket knife pointed directly at his crotch. “You won’t have a dick to talk about if you say one more word to me, Strawberry Shortcake.” With his dick on the line he shut his mouth around you for a whole 2 weeks.