zer0pm:

Ardyn: “High Commander, be a dear and lend me a hand.”

Ravus: “I’m not falling for that shit again.”

Ardyn: “Come now, don’t be like that.”

Ravus: “Do whatever it is you’re planning yourself. I’m not your husband.”

Ardyn: “Hm, fair point. The last time you put a ring on it, it didn’t go so well.”

Ravus: >:c