Do you think Eos or the KH universe has, like memes? Do the boys have inside jokes? Like one says something like ‘pizza man’ and they all start cracking up and Prompto just dies a little inside?

destiny-islanders:

Yes, yes, 100% yes. I’m gonna answer this question in the spirit of my FFXV x KH AU since it’s been a while since I’ve played around in it. 

• Prompto
• The King Memer. The Ultimate Memer. The Most Powerful Memer Who Ever Was Or Will Be
• Knowledgeable about all memes, even the ones he doesn’t like– trust me, you will not be able to make a reference that Prompto can’t pick up on. I mean, the kid shows awareness of memes that exist beyond the fourth wall– this kid’s meme prowess is unmatched
• Has a meme for every situation, uses them a lot in texts
• REACTION GIFS, PERFECTLY EDITED
• Created a group chat for the boys. Named it “DANK MEMES”
• Ignis has only ever sent 1 (one) message to this chat: “NO.”
• He’s such a good sport when one of the boys posts a meme that he’s already seen. (Because let’s face it– there’s no chance that any of the boys have seen a meme before Prompto has)
• Gladio: *Shares a Willy Wonka meme*
• Prompto:
• Prompto:
• Prompto:
• Prompto: lmao
• Noctis
• The Casual Memer
• It is impossible to be close to Prompto without maintaining a constant exposure to memes. A fairly well-versed memer
• Self-aware enough that he doesn’t openly talk about memes in public, but he also stays up super late giggling about stupid memes with Prompto until 3 am. A secret memer.
• Uses dark humor memes a lot. He is SO DRAMATIC
• Ignis: You need to clean your room or you will trip over your filth and break your neck
• Noctis: *Sends “Guess I’ll die” meme
• Gladio
• The 2008 Memer
• By that I mean Gladio uses memes that I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs had a good laugh at while they roamed the earth
• I’m talking rage comic memes
• GLADIO IS AN EMBARRASSING MEME GRANDPA
• Part of him is aware that he’s Behind the Times, but he enjoys the older stuff
• He also gets a kick out of watching Prompto cringe at his fossil memes
• Is the only one who can say with certainty that he showed Ignis a meme that made him laugh
• PROMPTO AND NOCT ARE SO UPSET
• Ignis
• Does not meme
• He’s not a sob about it– he just doesn’t go on the Internet very much, and the most popular memes don’t really suit his sense of humor
• Keeps trying to exit the DANK MEMES group chat, but Prompto keeps adding him into it -____-
• Sora
• The Meme Apprentice, The Memer in Training, the Heir Apparent to Prompto’s Meme Empire
• This kid is an actual alien and has 0 (zero) exposure to the memery of Eos. He is a blank slate for Prompto’s memey influence
• Ignis: We did not buy Sora a smart phone so that you could exchange Internet jokes with h–
• Prompto: You knew exactly what you were doing when you bought him a smartphone instead of that Motorola Razr
• Openly talks about memes in public
• Sometimes they’re really old memes (Since Sora turns to Big Bro Gladio for memes as well) and it EMBARRASSES NOCT TO NO END
• Sora: *Buying supplies with Prom and Noct* Hi-elixir, y u no cheaper?
• Noctis: Oh my God please end my life so that I may leave behind this mortal coil
• If you remember my older headcanon posts– Sora can see the Astrals that the others can only see when Prom catches glimpses of them in photo
• This means that there is Photographic Evidence of Sora dabbing with Gentiana and Carbuncle– IN THE SAME PHOTO
• YES CARBUNCLE AND GENTIANA DAB TOO
• Noctis: I will face the gods and walk backwards into hell