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60 Things Severus Snape Would Say

1. “Pity”

2. “How… unfortunate.”

3. “Good thing you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.”

4. “It must be nice to be free from the burden of intelligence.”

5. “The next time I need an unsolicited and uninformed opinion, I’ll know where to go.”

6. “You have nothing to say, but you say it so loudly…”

7. “Your inferiority complex is justified.”

8. “It’s hard to get over yourself, isn’t it?”

9. “Is this what a relapse looks like?”

10. “Oh, I’m sorry-I didn’t realize that I was supposed to laugh.”

11. “Your mediocracy is unparalleled.”

12. “If you can’t pronounce it, don’t say it.”

13. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to use so many syllables.”

14. “If you were any smarter, I could teach you to play fetch.”

15. “We are not talking about this right now.”

16. “Give me a reason. I dare you.”

17. “I’ve had better conversations with portraits.”

18. “I’ve met squibs with more talent.”

19. “I also grab my forehead in pain when I think of you.”

20. “A flobberworm has more sense than you.”

21. “Here’s some polyjuice potion. Go turn into someone else.”

22. “Why are you so eager to die?”

23. “What, pray tell, do you think you’re doing?”

24. “You CANNOT put that potion in the microwave.”

25. “You have been used as a weapon for too long.”

26. “Love is not supposed to be easy.”

27. “I’m not good enough for you.”

28. “Being scared doesn’t make you weak. It makes you human.”

29. “Giving up means that we let him win.”

30. “What kind of life are you living, if you let fear dominate your life?”

31. “They want you to be afraid. Do not give in.”

32. “Get. Out.”

33. “I lied.”

34. “Just tell me everything.”

35. “The closest thing I have ever felt to happiness was numbness.”

36. “That was an order.”

37. “Detention.”

38. “If you haven’t noticed, life isn’t fair.”

39. “Get behind me now.”

40. “How dare you…”

41. “Do. Not. Tempt. Me.”

42. “Don’t…”

43. “Don’t. Touch. Him.”

44. “No… you should not be here. It isn’t safe!”

45. “You’re putting yourself in danger!”

46. “You’re putting everyone in danger!”

47. “Go get help. Now.”

48. “I… I do not despise your presence.”

49. “Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to survive.”

50. “For Merlin’s sake, pay attention!”

51. “You…. you make me feel something.”

52. “Don’t. Move.”

53. “Yes, but god never came, did he?”

54. “You’re possibly the worst person I’ve ever met.”

55. “I said to start a small fire!”

56. “Are you even listening?”

57. “I think I’d rather die.”

58. “This isn’t some game! This is war!”

59. “Please. I’m begging you.”

60. “Always.”