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So we are talking about 76’s A.SALT RIFLE and DIET HEAL UP® can.
But there is more…

I wondered what the small font says, and – hey, thanks reddit!

WARNING:
TO BE USED ON EMERGENCY SITUATIONS ONLY
DOES NOT REPLACE HEALTHY LIFESTYLE CHOICES
PROLONGED USE MAY GIVE A FALSE FEEL OF CONFIDENCE
DARK BEER FLAVOR WITH WITH STRONG AROMA
MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF ENEMY TEARS