Ardyn: My dick has a lot in common with the sun.
Noctis: No one likes looking directly at it?
Prompto: It gives people cancer?
Ignis: It rises at the crack of dawn?
Gladio: It disappears at night?
Luna: Direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
Ravus: It needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
Aranea: No one will ever touch it?

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