Noctis
- S H O O K
- I think Noctis is really into butts, because he doesn’t have one.
- He might actually make a little noise in the back of his throat, like you don’t understand how much this has improved his day
Gladio
- Possibly has tears in his eyes. He’s the only one who likes ass as much as Noctis
- Gives your butt a li’l slap when you manage to get your bottoms on
- If you’re struggling with the pants and you get them on only to realize you have a hole in them, he’s gonna feel so bad. Like you just took him on an emotional roller-coasterÂ
Ignis
- “Do… Do you need help?”
- Did you just make Ignis discover that he likes ass? (Hint: yes, you did)
- He’s the only one who gets flustered enough to leave while you’re changing tbh. When you come out dressed, he’s aroused in the weirdest way
Prompto
- Why don’t you just get a bigger size?? He’s genuinely confused
- Now you’re explaining that when you have a big butt, buying pants is more complex than “I pull them up and now they can fit”. You have to worry about them fitting everything else too
- He thinks the little hop you do to move things along is the funniest thing
Luna
- “Why don’t you just wear a dress?”
- Luna just wants to see the outline of your ass in a maxi-dress, she’s not fooling anyone
What would go through the chocobros mind as they watched their s/o with a fat ass trying to put on jeans or tights that are a little too tight for them 🍑
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