incorrect-is-correct:

I don’t want “common sense”. What’s the point of sense if everyone knows it? I want uncommon sense, you know what common sense is? Knowing you should go to the hospital after getting stabbed. Uncommon sense is knowing how to stitch up a stab wound and knowing it’s not that hard after the 5th try, and with a few bottles of vodka. Fuck common sense, nothing’s sensible if it’s common.

Gladiolus (Probably)