exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

thebigastexasburger:

rowdyvamp:

honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover

nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire

“I drink blood to sustain myself and to heal mortal wounds”

“heh yeah sure ya do kyle”

@phlebasthebroenician i have to tag you in every post that uses “Kyle” as a default edgy kid name