sevi007:

So
we’ve had using Bakugou as a meme or as a verb, but now think about this –
using the word Bakugou for a whole
language.

Like,
one day, when Bakugou is at it again, swearing left and right for now visible
reason. The others don’t really react to him, knowing him to well to be faced
by his behavior. And as long as he is not insulting them directly, that means
that he is not really angry at one of them, so it’s fine.

Until
Sero comes back into the room, having left before Bakugou had started, and
startles a bit at the sight in front of him. Turning to Shouto, the only one
who seems to really listen to what Bakugou is saying, he asks, “What’s got him
riled up this time?”

“I
don’t really know.”

“Huh?
He didn’t say anything?”

“Well,
I suppose he did,” Shouto shrugs, “But I don’t speak Bakugou.”

Suddenly,
everyone who had pretended to not listen up until now looks up, giving up on
their façade of impassiveness, and everyone asks at once, “What?!”

Well,
not everyone. Shouto blinks, startled at the sudden attention. Bakugou goes
silent, staring wide-eyed at the other boy. And Izuku had choked on his water
and is now coughing into his palm.

“Did
I say something funny?” Shouto frowns slightly, looking from one to the other.
Especially the still coughing Izuku receives a worried gaze.

“Did
you just turn my name into a freaking
language?!” Bakugou asks, quietly, so incredulous that he doesn’t even
yell.

“…Yes?”

Izuku’s
coughing takes on a whole new quality. It’s not a bad thing, though – Shouto
relaxes, realizing that his friend is not dying over there, but instead
stifling his laughter, shaking with mirth.

Before
Bakugou can overcome his initial surprise, his classmates already pick up this
chance.

Kirishima
starts grinning from ear to ear, showing off uncanny sharp teeth and gleaming
eyes. “That’s brilliant!”  

Bakugou
whirls towards him, expression morphing from surprise into something akin to
shocked anger. “Hair for Brain, I’m freaking warning you….!”

“Bakugou
has his own language!” Kirishima continues without a care in the world. “That’s
so true!”

“You
mean his swearing?” Momo wants to know. “How is that a language?”

“It’s
about how he uses the swearing, I think,” Kaminari chimes in, tapping his chin in
thought. “Like, he doesn’t use the swear words in their original sense – there
is more meaning behind it.”

“Yeah!”
Now it’s Mina who has picked up, all for it. “Remember when he told us that we
are useless and then did the work all himself? “Useless” actually means that we
shouldn’t bother with something that we can’t do when he is there to do it for
us!”

“Oh,
I never thought of it that way.”

“Or
the dead threats! He only uses those when he is embarrassed or touched…”

“…
but can’t show it and then he insults us?”

“Exactly!”

“Could
you all shut up, you damn morons?!”
Bakugou had finally managed to find his voice again, and that in quite a
volume. “There is no such thing as my language,
you idiots!”

His
classmates go silent, interrupted in their musings, and look over at him, gazes
curious and contemplating.

As
they start smiling, Bakugou suddenly regrets saying anything.

“So
when useless means don’t bother…”, Mina starts, smile
turning into a smirk.

Kaminari
joins her all too happily, grin mischievous. “…and death threats are to cover
something up, then insulting us means probably…”

It is
Kirishima who finishes, sing-song voice and all, “Insults means that he loves
us!”

And
Bakugou all but explodes. He surges
forward with loud swearing, catapulted forward by his stuttering explosions –
indicating that he is not really in charge of his emotions right now.

He
misses Kaminari, who dodges with a jump, and Kirishima, who rolls out from
under his explosive friend.

Suddenly,
everyone is laughing, screaming, and scrambling to get away from Bakugou, who
hollers after them: “COME BACK HERE, YOU GODDAMN PESTS!”

“He
loves us so much, guys – whoa!“ Sero
laughs before he dives away with a startled yelp which turns into laughter as
Bakugou’s grapping hand misses him, too.

“We
love you too, buddy!” Kirishima yells, happily, before he runs for his life.

“SHUT
IT ALREADY!”

 

When
Aizawa and Toshinori come running shortly later, worried by the screaming and
sounds of explosions, they only see their students running around like crazy,
sidestepping all the while as Bakugou chases them through the dorms, swearing
and yelling.

Only
Izuku, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Shouto, Kouda and Iida have somehow managed to stay out
of it.

“…Do
I even want to know it?” Aizawa addresses them.

“Probably
not, Sensei,” Izuku answers, honestly.

Aizawa
considers that for a moment, checks again – Bakugou is not really hurting
anyone, not even really trying – and then nods. “Fine.”

And
he walks away as if nothing happened.

Toshinori
stays to watch, torn between amusement and slight worry. “Do I want to know it?”

His
students exchange gazes, considering. Shouto mumbles something that sounds like
“Shouldn’t have said that?” but Izuku laughs and pats his back reassuringly.

“Did
you know Sensei?” Uraraka is the one to start talking, smiling brightly.
“Bakugou-kun has his very own language!”

“Really?
Now that sounds interesting…”

Basically,
Bakugou never gets out of this ever again. Whenever he starts swearing loudly,
his classmates smile so knowingly and almost fond, that Bakugou almost swallows his tongue the first few times
this happens.

(He
would never admit that he gets used to it over time.)