HOGWARTS AU STUFF

enter-the-phantom:

A while ago someone mentioned me and Teen!Snape as best friends at Hogwarts and now I’ve got a ton of Hogwarts au ideas for my f/o’s and they’re cute as hell check this out so

>Me crushing on James in Hufflepuff and Sev being super judgemental about it, “You couldn’t pick someone in Slytherin?”
“Like you? *eyebrow wiggle*”
“Who said that? No one said that”
>“We both reached for the same obscure library book and now everyone’s waiting for a showdown, bring it bat boy”
>“We’re always lab partners in potions and you insist on taking the lead and doing everything yourself so I’m just going to stare at James’s ass in those tight little uniform pants until class is over”
>Me and James raising an egg together for Care of Magical Creatures class, but we’re in separate houses so the kid switches parents every weekend
>“We stayed up too late studying in the common room and the other students found us curled up together on the couch this morning and now there’s a rumour we’re together. Don’t walk so close to me, everyone is giggling.”
>“I got into a fight with Sirius Black because he stole your personal spells notebook and I have a black eye now but here’s your notebook”
>“You got frog blood all over your sweater in potions again and you’re too stubborn to admit you’re freezing. Take mine because we’re the same size even though I’m a tiny girl–doNT GIVE ME THAT LOOK YOU LITTLE TWIG NERD”
>“We’re both incredibly unpopular by ourselves but somehow we’ve become the most-loved couple in Slytherin and we’re nOT EVEN TOGETHER” (looking at you, recent stream of anons)

I just love this au idea so much, thank you anon
Anyone with au ideas for my f/o’s send em in I’m a sucker for these